Saturday, April 30, 2011
Costumes
Friday, April 29, 2011
I love me a real fairy tale
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Lunch Date
Lily and I surprised Abby at school today during her lunch. We have joined her before for lunch, so it wasn't completely shocking, but still a fun surprise.
One of the reasons we chose today was that Abby's class hatched some eggs and the cute little chicks go back to the farm tomorrow. Abby really wanted us to come in and see them so this was a secret mission to do that.
Abby's class eats God-awful early, seriously-10:50 is their lunch time, so I try to just bring a snack for Lily and we have lunch when we get home. We're at the Family Table, which is why it looks so empty.
Here are the chicks. Aren't they cute? Abby actually got to name one! She named one of the brown ones- Chip.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
iPad=Very Spoiled Fun
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Abby's Chore Chart
Monday, April 25, 2011
Easter 2011
For anyone with morbid curiosity
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Scary Health Scare
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
And, Scene!
Lily is licking yogurt out of the yogurt container, rather than using her spoon, resulting in getting it all over her nose and face.
Me: Lily, no!
Abby: I wonder who she got that from?
Me: Who?
Abby: (quietly, without looking up) I think we both know.
-End scene-
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Amen, Tina Fey.
This was too funny not to share. Enjoy!
From Tina Fey's, Bossypants:
A Mother’s Prayer for Its Child By Tina Fey
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.
Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels. What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit.
May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.
Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen.Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait.
O Lord, break the Internet forever, that she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back. “My mother did this for me once,”she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes.
Amen.”
-Tina Fey
Monday, April 18, 2011
No more stitches!
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Video Sunday
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Not sure this really works
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Not how I planned to spend my Monday
Monday, April 11, 2011
Strawberry Bread
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Big Girl Bed!
By the time night 2 came, she had big girl bedding. I actually bought it on day 1, but didn't have time to get it all washed. She now has a big girl pillow (she didn't actually sleep ON that little pillow), top sheet, and so on... No more baby stuff here. And, she LOVES it. Her first nap with it goes awesome. We're biting our nails.... how will bedtime go?